Tuesday, February 17, 2009

i know, right?

at work, there's one of those people who are just wired to be pleasant. and she is.
sometimes though i'll say things and i've notced that she's got an automatic response to anything she doesn't have to or want to respond to.
"man, i need more butter"
"right? [forced laugh making it sound like it's being said by a sheep]"
"... right."

it's really funny, too, the things people say.
next time someone says to me "you guys should hook up," i'm going to respond "really? i hadn't thought of that, you're right, we should"
because hook ups happen that way, not because there is a moment of need or a spark for the night.
i'm putting my money on that being a test to see if you like the person, or if you and the person have already hooked up.

does anyone out there have a list of just what "hooking up" entails? 
because i'f heard executive types say that to eachother: "yeah let's hook up and do some business"
i've also heard "yeah, we hooked up all on his couch."

i don't understand.

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