today, at the pool, a little kid kept trying to drown one of the counselors in training.
when she expressed her distress, he quickly exclaimed:
-"i'll save you! cpr!!"

today i said to the girl i have a crush on:
-"nice shades..."
-"they're my brother's."-
-"i can see myself in them."

then she walked away.
she must really dig narcissism.